Oath to my Friend
When you are sad, ........ I
will get you drunk
and help you plot revenge against the scum sucking bastard
who made you sad.
When you are scared,..... I will laugh at you and
tease you about it every chance I get, Then I will
make sure you know you're never alone.
When you are worried,.... I will tell you how much
worse it could be and to quit complaining, then I will
hug you, and tell you it'll be ok.
When you are confused,... I will use little words to
explain it to your dumb ass.
And when you are lost,... I will answer my cell phone
and give you directions.
When you are sick........ I will hold your hair while
you pay homage to the porcelain god.
When you fall............ I will point and laugh at
you up.
This is my oath: I pledge till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend, and the
whole reason people have friends is to have fun, and to
know that even in your darkest hour, you're never
alone.